CURIOUS COOKING: Searching for Big Flavor in Your Kitchen With Sasquash
Welcome, dear readers, to a brand new column here at The Reality Register, one which promises to bring you on…
Ghostly Culinary Capers and Waistline Woes – A Paranormal Pickle
In the mystifying labyrinth where the supernatural meets the everyday, we find ourselves entangled in a saga that continues to…
Mind Over Muffins: Woman Sheds 50 Pounds While Gorging on Guilty Pleasures
CHICAGO – Challenging all conventional wisdom when it comes to losing weight, Chicago native Karen Lambert claims to have lost…
Texas Roadhouse Twist: Skunk Ape’s Dumpster Disco Leaves Staff Amazed
LAKELAND – In the early morning hours of a late October day, closing time at the Texas Roadhouse in Lakeland,…
Tin Titans of the Serengeti: African Tribe Adopts Innovative Robotics to Navigate the Wild
TANZANIA – In the heart of the African savannah, a primitive tribe has harnessed the power of innovation to rewrite…
Reality Register Exclusive: Idaho Farmer Achieves Unicorn Miracle Through Whales and Selective Breeding
IDAHO – In an astonishing tale that combines the whimsical with the improbable, an Idaho farmer has reportedly achieved the…
“Science” Steve Walsh’s Desperate Dino-Defense in the Face of Dragon Claims and Conspiracy Chaos
BILLINGS – In a clash of theories in a truly irrelevant field, the paleontological arena is ablaze as tenured professor…
Man Discovers Secret to Time Travel; Uses It to Give His Ancestors Pointers on How to Pick Up Chicks
DETROIT – In a stunning revelation that could rewrite the rules of romance through the ages, a man claims to…
Gnome For The Holidays: The Curious New Christmas Addition and the Lives it’s Affecting
GARDEN GROVE – In a quaint little village nestled between rolling hills and enchanting meadows, a group of gnomes has…
Encounter of the Toddler Kind – Bend, Oregon Parents Forge Alien Friendship Amid Anal Probe Ordeal
BEND – In a bizarre twist of fate, a couple from Bend, Oregon, found themselves in an otherworldly playdate scenario…