BREAKING NEWS: Anansi, African Trickster God Exposed as Mastermind Behind Low Effort Bigfoot Meme Page Scandal
INSTAGRAM – In a shocking revelation, Anansi, the legendary African trickster god known for his cunning ways, has been unmasked…
A RUN-IN WITH THE MEN IN BLACK: The Perils of Printing the Truth
A return reader submitted an additional story to me today, one that quite honestly shook me a bit. I bumped this…
HEEELP MEEE! Santa’s Teleportation Tango Turns Tragic: Christmas Chaos Unleashed!
THE NORTH POLE – Move over Grinch, it looks like technology may have destroyed Christmas this year before you get…
BIGFOOT vs SLENDERMAN FOR THE LOVE OF LADY SQUATCH
HONEOYE FALLS – In the continuing cryptid saga that has Upstate New York on the edge of its seat, the…
FACT CHECK: Is ¿Dónde Está Santa Claus? a Christmas Classic or Mandela Effect Artifact?
EDITOR’S NOTE: Ms. Lhak has been given the rest of the year off after it was discovered that she received…
WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE: The Winter Solstice, When Barriers Between Realities are Thinnest
As the winter solstice dawns upon us, we explore the ancient tradition that claims this celestial event opens a gateway…
I’M PREGNANT: Not-So Virgin Mary Falls Pregnant After Unexpected Visit From Mysterious Elf on a Shelf
EVERGREEN HOLLOW – In a miraculous twist to the Elf on a Shelf mystery, Karen Thompson, a 37-year-old marketing executive…
BIGFOOT BANNED FROM MS. CRYPTID 2023 CONTEST: Controversy Creates Doubt in Competition’s Legitimacy
DENVER – In a shocking turn of events, the Ms. Cryptid 2023 beauty pageant faced unexpected controversy as the elusive…
The Psychic Puzzle: A Look Into the World’s Most Powerful Clairvoyant
NEWARK – Self-proclaimed “master clairvoyant” Edgar Silva insists he holds the title of the world’s most powerful psychic. Edgar, a…
LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN: Pee-wee bringing his playhouse back from beyond the grave
THE AFTERLIFE -In a supernatural twist that has left fans screaming with delight, the ghost of the irrepressibly charming Pee-wee…