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PUBLIC THROWN A FUR-BALL:  Declassified Military Documents Reveal that UFOs are Actually Spinning, Flying Sasquatch

PUBLIC THROWN A FUR-BALL: Declassified Military Documents Reveal that UFOs are Actually Spinning, Flying Sasquatch

January 18, 2024

In an astonishing turn of events, a recently declassified military document has sent shockwaves through the UFO community, revealing that…

Conjure True Love this Valentine’s Day – Advice for the Single Specter!

Conjure True Love this Valentine’s Day – Advice for the Single Specter!

January 18, 2024

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Shady Sadie is an ancient Spirit who is known for seducing all of the most eligible ghosts in…

SEND IN THE CLONES:  Hollywood’s Doppelganger Machine and Replacement Scheme Exposed at Last!

SEND IN THE CLONES: Hollywood’s Doppelganger Machine and Replacement Scheme Exposed at Last!

January 17, 2024

LOS ANGELES – In the glitzy realm of Hollywood, where fame and fortune intertwine, a machine of mysterious proportions has…

BOOK REVIEW: A Puzzlingly Compelling Cryptogram That’s A Likely Psyop, and Still a Great Distraction

BOOK REVIEW: A Puzzlingly Compelling Cryptogram That’s A Likely Psyop, and Still a Great Distraction

January 17, 2024

In the depths of the Okefenokee Swamp, amidst the symphony of croaking frogs and the dance of Spanish moss, I…

COSMIC CONNECTION: 7 Tips to Increase Your Odds of Being Abducted by Aliens, the Ultimate Husbands!

COSMIC CONNECTION: 7 Tips to Increase Your Odds of Being Abducted by Aliens, the Ultimate Husbands!

January 16, 2024

In the vast universe of relationships, why settle for the mundane when you can aim for the extraordinary? Forget about…

THE CREATURE FROM JEKYLL ISLAND: Man’s Pocket is Picked Several Times on Georgia Beach

THE CREATURE FROM JEKYLL ISLAND: Man’s Pocket is Picked Several Times on Georgia Beach

January 16, 2024

In a bizarre turn of events on Jekyll Island, Georgia, famed for its picturesque driftwood beach, an unsuspecting visitor found…

DID YOU WANT SPACE FRIES WITH THAT?  Illegal Aliens Now Dominate The Fast Food Industry, and Customers are Paying the Price

DID YOU WANT SPACE FRIES WITH THAT? Illegal Aliens Now Dominate The Fast Food Industry, and Customers are Paying the Price

January 15, 2024

In the bustling world of fast food, where quick service is paramount, an unusual phenomenon has sparked attention across the…

CURIOUS COOKING: Swim into the Sensation of Loch Ness Muenster Cheese and Macaroni

CURIOUS COOKING: Swim into the Sensation of Loch Ness Muenster Cheese and Macaroni

January 14, 2024

Welcome back to Curious Cooking, the culinary corner where we embark on a journey to create dishes that are as…

OPINION:  FARTS SHOULD BE FUNNY, NOT EXPENSIVE!  A Critique of the Newly Announced EPA Fee on Methane Emissions

OPINION: FARTS SHOULD BE FUNNY, NOT EXPENSIVE! A Critique of the Newly Announced EPA Fee on Methane Emissions

January 13, 2024

So, there I was, minding my own business, enjoying the blissful freedom of letting one rip without any concern for…

DON’T STING ME, BRO! Scientists Promise Killer Bees at Last!

DON’T STING ME, BRO! Scientists Promise Killer Bees at Last!

January 13, 2024

ATLANTA – In a shocking revelation reminiscent of sensational tabloids, a group of scientists claims that killer bees are set…

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