CURIOUS COOKING: Bring Your Guests to Life With Zombean Casserole
Welcome back everyone, to another delicious edition of Curious Cooking. This week, I wrestled with coming up with a recipe…
REALITY RUMORS: Hip Hop, Hopping Mischief And More!
Welcome back to Reality Rumors, your one-stop destination for all the latest gossip, scandals, and secrets from around the world.…
HIRAM RISING: It Turns Out Bunnies Don’t Come From Eggs, So Why Do We Associate Them Together?
So as I’m assuming you know, this weekend is Easter. Like any good parent, I have been racking my brain…
BOGFOOT IS REAL: Once Thought To Be A Mere Typo, The Cryptid Has A Very Human Weakness
Since the first of February, my life has been a maelstrom of violence. It all began when the Reality Register…
CASINO CONQUEST OR CRUEL CATCH? The Bizarre Prize That Changed One Man’s Life
Today’s reader submission is an interesting one. Have you ever wondered what happens at a Casino when someone wins that…
IT WASN’T ME…THIS TIME: Mothman Denies Involvement in Kraken Conspiracy To Destroy Bridge
BALTIMORE – In a harborside press conference earlier today, the legendary Mothman has vehemently denied any responsibility for the deadly…
ENTER THE ASS-TRAL PLANE: An Increasing Number of People Are Finding New Realities Through Psychedelic Suppositories
MIDDLE AMERICA: A peculiar trend has been gaining traction throughout the United States and even the world at large. While…
DIDDY IS A SILLY NAME, BUT THESE CHARGES ARE SERIOUS: Puff Daddy Accused Of Trafficking Grey Alien Babes In Galactic Beef
MIAMI – Reaching new depths of depravity, music mogul Sean “Puff Daddy P Diddy” Combs has found himself embroiled in…
THE ECLIPSE WILL MAKE YOU FAT: How Werewolves and Draculas Can Stay Safe on April 8
GODDARD – Transformative supernatural creatures across large swathes of the United States are facing an unprecedented warning from Rick Spake…
KRAKEN GIVES SUPPLY CHAIN ANOTHER SHELLACKIN’: Baltimore Bridge Collapse Found to Have Been Caused By Kraken Activity In Patapsco River
As the world reacts to the collapse of Baltimore’s iconic Francis Scott Key Bridge, experts have discovered the crash to…